Seven-odd years ago I did a page contemplating obsolescence and the fight against it. My first line was “Tyrannosaurus Rex was once a Large & Sexy Beast.” The page entire looked like this:
A couple of days ago I posted a picture on Facebook that my Sweetheart, Denise, took of me after I’d worked a graveyard shift and then slept a few hours, acquiring an epic Bed Head. Here is the picture:
I labelled it “Celebrities Without Their Makeup (Non-Celebrity Edition).” Got over 30 Likes and this echoic comment from my dear and Magic friend Mary: “Sexy Beast.” So if my arms start shortening, I’ll know I’m in real trouble.