Once upon a time, when the American Film Institute was honoring Jack Nicholson’s lifetime of cavorting, Dustin Hoffman took the lectern and advised Jack to “be drunken.” He was quoting a French poet, Apollinaire I think but am not sure. It’s on YouTube if you’re curious, but be warned: you may be sucked in and watch hours of actors teeing off on each other.
Anyway-I mean Unsober in the life-inebriant sense. You don’t need Chianti for that but I did need its K sound for the poem.
Uncork & now sing a Calypso
New bodies now ride the ecliptic
Some zombies have crept from the crypt
O let us now toast with Chianti omnipotent super dog Krypto
Beseme mucho with lip-lock & -throb
Eat husk-roasted ye Corn on ye Cobbe
Rouse ye the rabble the drabness to clobber